I have been meaning to start a new blog for some time. Today is the day. I am back in school, and my professors are providing me a wealth of hilarity to share. Please note, my quotes are revised for clarity (?) but the wrongness will be quoted as it was misspoken.
Today's wrecks:
"Please refer to the figure regarding food chains in your books. The aquatic web is to the left, the torrential one is to the right." [terrestrial]
"We call them Escheraries." [estuaries]
"...inhabiting the borer forest..." [boreal]
"Numbers that are way off are called outliners." [outliers]
And a leftover from yesterday from a discussion about security, and the need to have multiple layers of security, referred to as the multi-barrier approach:
"We need to use a multi-barrel approach..."
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